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Erma Louise Bombeck (February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996), born Erma Fiste, was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for a newspaper column that depicted suburban home life in the second half of the 20th century.

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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