Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck Quotes All of us have
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
- Erma Bombeck
Famous Quotes Topics: child, children, courage, live, men
Erma Bombeck Quotes A friend never defends
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
Famous Quotes Topics: birthday, day, defend, friend, never
If a man
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- Erma Bombeck
Famous Quotes Topics: dead, football, game, legal, man
