Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Quotes All of us have

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
- Erma Bombeck

Famous Quotes Topics: child, children, courage, live, men


Erma Bombeck Quotes A friend never defends

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

Famous Quotes Topics: birthday, day, defend, friend, never


If a man

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- Erma Bombeck

Famous Quotes Topics: dead, football, game, legal, man