George Carlin Quotes At a formal dinner
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
- George Carlin
Famous Quotes Topics: art, bathroom, person, room
A new father quickly
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
- Bill Cosby
Famous Quotes Topics: bathroom, child, company, father, learn, need, [...]
