Erma Bombeck Quotes All of us have

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
- Erma Bombeck

Famous Quotes Topics: child, children, courage, live, men


A new father quickly

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
- Bill Cosby

Famous Quotes Topics: bathroom, child, company, father, learn, need, [...]


Mother is the name

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Famous Quotes Topics: child, children, heart, mother, name, peace


When you are a mother

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren

Famous Quotes Topics: child, mother, never, real, thoughts


Nothing separates the

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is 8 or 9, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

Famous Quotes Topics: child, clothes, generation, music, passion, separate, strong